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Report: Army set to implement partial tattoo ban
Tue Sep 24, 2013
No question! Sorry, we have bigger things to worry about. Not to mention, if a person is willing to fly overseas and get shot to protect our liberties who gives a crap whether they have ink and where.
JPMorgan to pay $920 million for 'London Whale' probes
Thu Sep 19, 2013
So, when is this giant payout going to help the people that are screwed by Chase on a normal daily basis? Oh, right, never.
Hairy situations: When kids and parents battle over 'dos
Tue Sep 3, 2013
In reply to: Enough-2735007 #2.1 I can't agree with you enough. I spent my high school and college years with hair every color under the sun, wearing bondage pants and dog collars. My teachers and professors always looked past that and knew I was a great student. Now, I'm a successful R&D Chemis …
Humane group probing death of shark in Kmart commercial shoot
Fri Mar 15, 2013
Meanwhile, thousands of sharks a day are stripped of all their fins and thrown back into the ocean to slowly die horrible deaths so Asian countries can eat their fins as an aphrodisiac.
Americans in 20s and 30s have more credit card debt
Mon Jan 14, 2013
Newsflash #1 - People usually earn higher incomes the older they get and may have retirement plans to pay for their living expenses. Newsflash #2 - People in their 20s and 30s are probably going back to college at a higher rate than people older than that.
5 things to do (and 5 not to) if you have the flu
Mon Jan 14, 2013
Cameron Ford, You have hijacked my flu regimen! That is exactly what I told my boyfriend to do when he came down with the flu last week, even including the Price Is Right.
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